I'm just your slightly above average gamer/student/human/dog-lover/gamer/fo otball/player/basketball/play er/baseball/player/gamer/director/acto r/movie/editor/critic/gamer. I pretty much do all of that. Not like professionally, but on a slightly above average basis.

I make funny little home movies. I like to critique things. I love to give reviews and all that jazz. The whole "To The Cave!" thing started while playing the Halo Trial for the computer with my friend. We would hide out in this one cave and destroy anyone who came close.

Yes, I'm Christian. That doesn't mean I'm dumb. In fact, I'm smarter than a lot of you atheists. People think that just because someone denounces the beliefs of the science community, they are dumb. Not true.

Real life situation #1:
Setting: Football Training Camp
Characters: Wide Receiver, Football Coach
Plot: The Wide Receiver has just dropped the football when he was wide open. The Coach is scolding him.

"Why the heck did you drop that ball? You were wide open!!!" says Coach.
"I'm sorry coach, but the ball hit me in the hands." says Wide Receiver.
Now Coach just stands there, gaping at the guy in disbelief. Awkward silence, then training resumes.

I didn't make this up, it all really happened.

"Does it have a 4 in it? Then, no."